Melania,
Trump Wife # 3
Another patented "TRUMPinfoDUMP" from the
cut biographical chapter of the upcoming
"Scams from the Great Beyond --The Presidential Edition."
Melania,
is, of course, Donald Trump’s third and current wife. Of all the things about
living under the Trump administration, watching Melania interact with her
husband is my favorite. Melania is, of course, a former model from Eastern
Europe who knowingly married a self-absorbed millionaire who she had to know
had cheated on his two previous wives and divorced them with as much publicity
as possible. She knew this. Put everything she does in that context.
I
know it’s evil, I know it’s wrong, and I promise I do feel guilty about it, but
watching her is one of my favorite things about having Trump in the White House
now. Those “don’t touch me” hand slaps in front of the airplane ramps, those “I
hate being here and I hate this man too” expressions at public events when he’s
not looking, the alleged plagiarism of Michelle Obama, a woman her husband
can’t stand, in her 2016 speech,[1]
and the same suspicion a few months later that she plagiarized Marla Maples,
Trump’s second wife and another woman he can’t stand, in a later speech.[2] And those choices, like choosing cyber
bullying awareness and prevention as her cause she would promote when first
lady despite her husband being a notorious cyber bully himself. Or the 2020
Republican National Convention where spoke about how America deserves an honest
president and the importance of understanding our history in order to achieve
racial harmony, two statements that made many listeners wonder which convention
they were listening to and which presidential candidate she was really
advocating for. Or those clothing choices. The “I don’t care. Do you?” jacket.
The amazing “green screen” dress at the convention that enabled meme making in
such an amazing way.[3]
The
fact is that their marriage had troubles long before he won the presidency,[4]
and I know she lies and doesn’t really speak all those languages she claims to,
[5]
or those weird claims she made about bathing Barron in caviar, [6]
but that really seemed designed to promote a line of skin care products she was
going to sell on QVC and did promote on The Apprentice. [7]
I mean, she did wait six months to move into the White House which kind of
hints at something going, (some argue she was renegotiating the pre-nuptial
agreement before doing so), but, regardless, she’s there now, and, well, like I
said I know it’s wrong, but it’s just so much fun to watch.
Melania,
an immigrant in the family of our most anti-immigrant president, is from
Slovenia in the former Yugoslavia. She gained the right to live in the USA
through an EB-1 or “Einstein Visa” for people who show talent in a special
field. If you’re wondering, she began the application process in 2000, when she
was dating Donald Trump. Part of the process for applying for this is to
demonstrate or show evidence of extraordinary talent in a field. Many have
wondered how Melania demonstrated “extraordinary” talent as a model. Lacking
demonstrable evidence of extraordinariness, this was probably done through
endorsement letters from people in the modelling field. It is likely that her
then boyfriend, now notoriously hard on immigration president, Donald Trump, a
man with many connections and contacts in that field, pulled some strings and
asked for some favors to get her such letters.
[8] She, like Ivana, is claimed to have done
modelling work, working illegally in the USA, on the wrong visa, but, in fact,
it appears that Melania did more of it while here on a tourist visa in 1996.
Which, it has to be said, is a bit ironic considering that she’s the second
wife of America’s most anti-immigrant, anti-undocumented illegal foreign worker
president to, in fact, be an immigrant who worked here illegally. [9]
And, as for that “chain migration” thing, well, she brought her parents here
using it. [10]
Melania
and Donald Trump had a big fancy wedding with many celebrity guests. The guest
list included Bill and Hillary Clinton, Chris Christie, politicians,
billionaires, and countless celebrities including several of the Liberal Trump
despising actors, actresses, and musical performers that now publicly criticize
Trump. Some have commented that a large segment of the swamp he promised to
drain has attended his three weddings over the years. [11]
Finally, my books . . .
Yeah, I've written books. Please check them out and see if they interest you.[1]
“Melania Trump and Michelle Obama side-by-side comparison,” uploaded on July
18, 2016 by CNN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcbiGsDMmCM
“Comparing Melania Trump’s Speech With Michelle
Obama’s | The New York Times,” uploaded on July 19, 2016 by The New York Times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz375GoHaMk&list=LLPeXKAAiecwg3uHOU2a6Uvg&index=656
[2] “Melania
Trump leaves the media scratching its head — again,” by Callum Borchers.
November 3, 2016. The Washington Post
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/11/03/melania-trump-leaves-the-media-scratching-its-head-again/
[3] “Melania
Trump's Green Dress At The RNC Became An Instant Meme -"Melania's fashion
choices always send a message," by Stephanie K. Baer. August 28, 2020.
BuzzFeed News.
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/skbaer/melania-trump-green-screen-dress-rnc
“Melania Trump's Bright Green Dress On Final RNC Night Screams Meme,” by Andrew
Limbong. NPR
https://www.npr.org/2020/08/28/906986560/melania-trumps-bright-green-dress-on-final-rnc-night-screams-meme
“HaHA! Melania Trumps Green Dress gets green screen madeover - Seeall
the styles Trump RNC Convention,” uploaded on August 27, 2020 by Tony Dortie -
24/7 Eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCs6S7uWn2k
[4]
“What's Really Going On With Donald Trump's Marriage,” uploaded on May 24, 2017
by Nicki Swift
[5]
“Is Melania Trump really fluent in five languages?” uploaded on August 3, 2017
by John Aravosis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxbeaFgDS_o
“Donald Trump's 7-Year-Old Son, Barron, Uses Caviar
Moisturizer Every Night” April 11, 2013, Updated January 20, 2017. Huffington
Post.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trumps-son-barron-caviar-moisturizer_n_3063299
[7] “The
Real Story of Melania Trump's Defunct Skincare Line,” by Karen Bennett. May 1,
2018. The CheatSheet.
https://www.cheatsheet.com/money-career/the-real-story-of-melania-trumps-defunct-skincare-line.html/
[8]
“What is the Einstein visa? And how did Melania Trump get one?” by Joel Gunter.
March 2, 2018.
[9] “Melania
Trump modeled in US prior to getting work visa,” by Alicia A. Caldwell.
November 4, 2016 AP News
https://apnews.com/37dc7aef0ce44077930b7436be7bfd0d/Melania-Trump-modeled-in-US-prior-to-getting-work-visa
“The huge questions about Melania Trump’s immigration history nobody will
answer,” by Aaron Blake. February 21, 2018
The Washington Post
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2018/02/21/the-huge-questions-about-melania-trumps-immigration-history-nobody-will-answer/
[10] “Melania
Trump’s Parents Become U.S. Citizens, Using ‘Chain Migration’ Trump Hates,” by
Annie Correal and Emily Cochrane August 9, 2018 The New York Times
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/09/nyregion/melania-trumps-parents-become-us-citizens.html
[11] “Trump's
wedding to Melania was 15 years ago. It explains so much about our cultural
moment,” by Steve Krakauer January 22, 2020. NBC News.
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